CUNNIGULA (INDEPENDENT FEATURE)

WRITER

DIRECTOR

JOHN T. TRIGONIS

PRODUCER

NOTHINGMAN PRODUCTIONS

PRODUCTION COMPANY

NOTHINGMAN PRODUCTIONS

Jack Johnson's the typical 'loser' marked early on in his childhood by the pangs of the female anatomy. After seeing his step-mother naked at age eleven, and later permanantly scarring his lower lip (on his own braces!) during what would have been his first and only kiss, he haphazardly discovers the joys of cunnilingus as an alternative to kissing lips. Now in his thirties, Jack is working as an inventory clerk at a stock room for the biology department at N.E. Given University where he encounters Dr. Lydia Majora, who uses Jack as a guinea pig to test the Som-Patch, an experimental sleep-inducing drug that puts a person to sleep within ten seconds and keeps them asleep for eight full hours, a sleep from which one cannot awaken until the dose is completely utilized by the body. Thus, Jack's mind conjures up a plan to finally get what he most desires in life, and sees no way of being stopped. With a fresh new outlook on life, Lydia finally notices Jack as more than just a clerk, and discloses to him a little 'fetish' of her own. But when she confesses that she doesn't enjoy cunnilingus, a disheartened Jack vows to have her by using the Som-Patch on the one girl whom he may actually be in love with. But can love save the day, or will Jack's obsession with the Som-Patch push him over the edge of reason and sanity, sacrificing true happiness for momentary pleasure?

Cunnigula (Independent Feature)  'S CAST

Miriam Chemmoss